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I got a birthday card from my dentist in the mail. He does stuff like that.

It has an Incredibles hologram sticker. And a temporary tattoo of a cobra.

No one can top this gift. No one.

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All this gay-themed club-rock-electronica is the perfect antidote for Thanksgiving with my family.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM.

She got some Stevie Wonder cds that made me want to say

STEVIE WONDER HOW YOU KNOW YOU BLACK IF YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN YOURSELF?

Everyone has heard of the Tromboon, right?

Hank and I made one today. It does indeed sound comical.

Saw the new Willy Wonka movie today. Dare I say... better than the original? Certainly better music, thanks to Danny Elfman, and they happened to cut out all of the part I didn't like (soda that makes people float). It was much less of a musical than the original, except for the Oompa Loompa songs, which were cool. Johnny Depp... was odd, yet ( Read more... )

Not enough people got the Necronomicon reference in Global ;_;

A guy on the street asked me if I had a cigarette.

I said I had smoked all of mine.

My trench warfare "poem".

( can you say pseudo-intellectual nonsense? )

My parents turned off all the lights and pretended like they didn't hear the knocks.

Their excuse:

"It's not safe to open the door in this neighborhood at this time of year."

Halloween agoraphobia?