I remember when I was in sixth grade someone told me that Gwen Stefani had to get two gallons of cum pumped out of her stomach. I asked "Who's she? And what's cum ( Read more... )

Fuck that Suzanne Q. Snowflake bitch!

I have a new job. It sucks.

Black Dahlia Murder live is better than you.

TMBOF have a huge show coming on February 5th with Premonitions of War, Embrace Today (FUCKIN' RIGHT!), Fear Before the March of Flames and Breather Resist. Be there, or like be gay or something.

“Only the good die young,” said the man who granted me the burden of immortality ( Read more... )

What's your anti-drug ( Read more... )

Almost anything can be used to end someone’s life, especially your own; considering there’d be no struggle or resistance. Here I am staring at this ball-point pen, trying to figure which crucial part of my body I should thrust it into. If only I had my sister’s flexibility. I can remember her eating cereal in the morning on the floor while we ( Read more... )

Slowly she spins, my tiny dancer
While Euterpe blames Venus for this night’s inspiration
“Oh, won’t you dance with me, one last time?”
Slowly she spins, my tiny dancer, slowly she spins
While her white dress stains with the wine of her organs

Not long after the last of the dragons flew beyond the sunset, there was a boy who gave his heart away. The girl who he had given his heart to did not deserve it at all. For his heart was pure and caring. And in his mind’s eye, the boy saw great things to come, and he lived a life guided by virtue. The girl would only go on to stifle those ( Read more... )

I have never felt better. I feel, in complete context of the word, amazing.

The room is warm. Perhaps uncomfortably so. Yet, we cling to each other tightly, feeling a warmth that no fire could ever provide ( Read more... )

That fucking Cat in the Hat son-of-a-bitch is everywhereBehind me a cat is being really annoying but I'm too lazy to say "QUIT IT ( Read more... )