I am a bad woman. But this is an awesome quote that should dover all 4 days.

"erg...sleep it for turtles
and old cats
and rocks
and old people that smell like cats and rocks and move like turtles" -
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I need to remember to update more often.

"So I finally understand why you guys were doing that whole 'cake or death' thing..." - Brady

"I want to have the gayest tattoo ever! Do you think you can get sparkles tattooed onto your skin?" "Surgically grafted, possibly. Tattoo'ed, probably not." - Mika and I

"I feel as lethargic as a sloth with a ( Read more... )

Oh fucking hell. Sorry about that. Here's quotage for everyone!

13th: "That's not my come! It's gotta be mystery come!" - Someone I was dumpster-diving with

14th: "God, you're like the ultimate hoover vac or something!" "It's a HOOOO-VER!" - Anonymous

15th: "I'm a staaaarfish! I'm a cockroach! I'm a staaaarfish! I'm a cockroach! I'm a staaaarfish! I'm ( Read more... )

"It may be a base desire, but it's a damn good one!" - Me

Context: Talking to my friends Lacy and Marie about sex. Lacy's been seeing her ex, and isn't sure how she feels about it... base desire over morals? This was my reply to her. But I really like sex.

"Behold! I am allergic to things!" -
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"Kissing is my favourite contact sport!" - Chloe

"I want adorable little men clinging to my shoulder at random times!" - Me

Context: Whilst in Bob's car, coming back from afters at Au Coq, Chloe and I explained to Rachel how much hugging there is at dance events -- and kissing, for that matter.
The second quote is my reply to yesterday's Geek Blather, ( Read more... )

"I gots chipmunks on my shoes!" -
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"The creepy is winning. Quick! More horny needed!" - me

Context: Watching Ju-on: The Grudge (the original) whilst having a very... sexy... conversation on IM.

"The moon fell down one night,
and landed on a branch.

So I took a stick
and poked it
until it went back up in the sky.

And that's why the moon has craters all over the surface." -Skyler Breeden

Bonus quote from Diesel Sweeties:

"Occupation?" "Iraq." "I asked you what you're willing to do for pay, not what you're paying for against your will!"

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Note: I whited out what wasn't specifically quotes of the day... but the entire story is there! Highlight for amusement.

"Me *somewhere in my room (prolly on my bed)*

I *look over at the window where the spider was*

Spider *is there*

Me: OMFWTFSPIDER??

Spider: I pulled a tricky-trick on you, bitch.

Me: I SPRAY YOU!

I *grab spray bottle of...bathroom ( Read more... )