"I'm playing a man, but you can see my vagina." -- Kyrin (Oberon/Theseus)

Context: Lola (Bottom)'s outfit is.. really, really short. Yeah. Kyrin makes interesting comments.

WORD OF THE DAY!

Callipygian |ˌkaləˈpijēən| (also callipygean). Adjective: having well-shaped buttocks.

Back to your daily quotage.

"You need to stop smiling. Unless it's a creepy old man smile, then it's okay."

Context: Parker being told to not laugh at herself when she slaps Kelly's ass during "...and all I have I estate unto Demetrius"

"It's the crouton 'o Christ! Jeez-its!" -- Kelly (Demetrius) (Apparently, originally said by Dane Cook)

"My thighs could feed a small country!" -- A friend of Rachel (Puck)

"I'm sorry, I thought she saw a puppy!" -- Rachel (Puck)

"I'm sorry, but if we're going to be doing fittings, I need to go back and put on some underwear." -- Me

Contexts:
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"You take a strip and go squeezy squeezy patty patty pinchy pinchy and you've got a rose!" -
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"What a weird cafe! There's a fat chicken drinking tea [...] and a weird bunny thing." -
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