"Quantum mechanics is the universe's floating point error."

"Fuck you' and 'thank you' are dangerously close in sign language."

 I'll be good, I promise. Moar posts happening starting today! With bonus quotes!

"Math is hard for me because I don't believe in empirical truth, and math is based on empirical truth." - A student in my math 01 class.

"I'VE NEVER SEEN AN UNCIRCUMSIZED PENIS!" "I CAN HELP YOU THERE!" - A fellow actress, and my reply to her (we were shouting because ( Read more... )

Ron: I assume that I'd get you back somehow, unless you were planning to live in a burrow under my house
Me: Yay! Burrow under your house!
Me: It's like a hobbit hole, but messier and smelling of gin!

"well fuck Iowa.
on second thought, no, Iowa has herpes"

-me

So yeah. Sorry for never updating. I'll try to be more consistent.

"Towels and blankets and hats, oh my!" -
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"Aww. I am all a-glee that you compare my makeouts to chocolate!" - Me

Wow. Yeah. I need to post these more.

Context: I offered
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"...sooo, the contents of my uterus are inversely proportional to my sanity. Good to know." - Kestrel, from Queen of Wands

"He is a master expectorator!" -
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"...soooo the contents of my uterus are inversely proportional to my sanity. Good to know." - Kestrel, from Queen of Wands

"I'm not scared, really. I'm just running away, very quickly." -
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"AHH!"
"Saw your own ass, didn't you?"
"WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM!?!"

"And either a corset or something that makes boobs go 'FOOF!' like a pop-up tent." -
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