May I just say that it's a hell of a lot more fun playing with you fookers than I remembered? Great.

::nuzzles Bilbo::

Let's recap, shall we?

This would be why you don't screw with rings of power.

Amroth - Golden penis and testicles
Lily - Ruby things-around-the-nipples and sapphire nipples
Glorfie - One crystal ass

God, I missed this.

::goes to sleep HAPPY AND CONTENT AND NOT SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED LIKE THESE THREE::

::rolls aimlessly around before getting stuck on its jewel::

Damnit.

A little help here?

I miss being on a finger. Adopt me?