My mun wants to put me up for adoption. Not much I get in the say, f'er ( Read more... )

SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There, that'll tide me over for four weeks.

Ahaha, you f-ers.

The sex has not been forthcoming.

Actually, I think I got more action *as* a ring.

::looks at body:: What? Am I not good enough for any of you?

Oh, well. Eru saw fit to outfit me with two working hands, ten working fingers and ten working toes. ::waggles seductively:: Human interaction would be nice, but is certainly not

F-ing Billlllllllllyboooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Darling, I'm bored. You don't want me to be bored. I start causing havoc when I'm bored.

We never shagged Issy, you F-ING PROCRASTINATOR.

Yo.

A little notification of REALLY REALLY REALLY F-ING SCREWED UP plastic surgery is usually appreciated.

Damn you. Damn you all. ::cries::

::snaps out of canon::

::slips into the human body::

::glances woefully downward::

I have no package.

((Canon virus, eh?))

::is a ring of power::

((I'm still not satisfied with you. You brat. Therefore . . . ))

::is a nice ring of power::

Well, dammit.

All of the other rings got to be pretty. What do I get? A body that wouldn't even tempt a pedophile . . . would it?

I must now strive to stay out of the sun, achieve an unnatural milky complexion, lose my nose and become the King of Pop, instead of its f-ing CUTE PRINCE.

The only good thing about this is I have a hat.

I want a body.

And I have the perfect one in mind.

And if not him, I'd take her or her.

Anybody wanna give me a body? Irmo? I've got about a billion years of sexual frustration pent up, and it would help you exercise. ;)

Well, crap.

This is kind of a good thing because I'm stuck to a gorgeous ring of power and really, really horny, but this is kind of a bad thing because I'm stuck to a gorgeous ring of power and really, really horny, and we can't f-ing do anything.

F-ing a, you know?