actually a few steps closer to being an internet 'tard.

step 1: upload boring commuting video to youtube
step 2: tell my friends about it on some "social media platform"
step 3: ??

yes, i have a very long commute to work.  VERY LONG.  i'd like to post some nice videos of the golden gate bridge, marin headlands, nice roads around SF and maybe even my ( Read more... )

it was a first for me, helping her pack.  not the packing itself, and not with her; we had moved together over 15 times, but this would be the first time that i helped her move and i wasn't moving along with her.  i don't remember a lot of places that we had been to, i don't know, maybe i just started remembering the bad times we had ( Read more... )

 if i knew how to write short stories, i'd write a short story about a competitive eater and how he tackles some insane, impossible task like eating the worlds biggest meatball (225+ lbs) before it rots and then how it irrevocably changes his life for the worse.  and then on his deathbed, he'll say in a regretful voice tinged with profound pathos ( Read more... )

So I've been drinking a lot of coffee again and I think it's giving me pimples; all of a sudden I have like 3 fresh, new, sassy ones on my forehead.  My friend invited me to lunch today and I declined ( Read more... )

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my 2nd to last day here at LJ Inc. and i don't know quite what i'm feeling.  trepidation, i mean, just a little bit, since i don't have another job lined up.  but the rest of it feels like a half-eaten fruit, one that's pretty good to eat but midway through you just go, "eh, what's the point?" and toss it.  sorta like this entry and LIKE YOUR FACE.

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heading to MUNICH and AMSTERDAM in less than 2 weeks for a bachelor party! any suggestions from those that have been there? suggestions can run the full gamut from G-rated to ones that would get me in trouble with... just about anyone. danke.

see? i'm already practicing the german that i know. and uhh, that was it. yeah.

bt

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