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Too much pressure will bust a pipe
Those who know me know that that I'm known for getting fired from jobs for saying inappropriate shit to bitches. Run-on sentence? Perhaps. But that's not the case now. The job, I mean. I've been reformed, and no longer risk employment with my lack of restraint, and basic decorum. Being the sole source of income in a household of six significantly ( Read more... ) -
Who want's me to do them?
1. Tell you why I friended you
2. Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a color, a photo, a word etc.
3. Tell you something I like about you.
4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
5. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
6. Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
7. In return, you must post this in your LJ.
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I've got puns, bitches!
1. Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything."
3. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve
food in here."
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
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Direct Bloodline
She recently discovered her voice, so now she just sits there and screams, non-stop, for like 30 minutes at a time. Then looks surprised, like she doesn't know who the hell keeps making that noise.
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Rain-Ex-Lax
I want to give a shout out to all you colon conscious mother fuckers who cleanse your colons with Rain-X ( Read more... ) -
Very Interesting Stuff
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"
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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into ( Read more... ) -
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Hip Hop Election Campaign News Update
OH MY GOD, ladies & gentlemen....never before in history have we ever witnessed such dynamic crossovers......Yes Folks, it's finally fucking official... THIS JUST IN!!!! It has finally fucking happened...... Hillary Clinton has just signed to G-Unit, ladies & gentlemen ( Read more... )
