This just in..... Michael Jackson, and Keith Sweat have just signed to G-Unit, ladies & gentlemen. The first single will be a gangsta ass duet entitled, "Fucks wit a Nigga?". We attempted to speak with G-Unit CEO, Mr. Cent himself, but our calls were not returned ( Read more... )

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So, lately i've noticed that i've been beginning my journal entries with "So, lately". I don't know what's up with me. You'd think i could come up with way more creative ways to bust in the door. I think i may be getting stale. I don't have that fresh journal entry feel to me anymore. At least, not lately.

So, lately i've been working out a lot, and i'm still bike riding about ten miles, three times weekly. I'm seeing dramatic results. I'm also watching what i eat & drink. But everyone keeps telling me that i need to drink water. I fucking hate water. I hate the taste of it, and the smell of it.......or lack of. It's fucking gross. But i know it's a ( Read more... )

Let me start with a little back-story to bring you up to speed: I've never been on a cruise. Always wanted to, but just never got it together enough to go. August 2005, i decided to go on a Royal Caribbean cruise to the caribbean for my birthday. I was freshly single, so i had one of my homeboys come into town, so that we could experience the true ( Read more... )

"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him."

~D.B.

Okay, but my question is.......why the hell do they call it a bathroom? I mean, there isn't always a fucking bath in there. However, there is always a toilet, so why not just call it the toilet room. I don't even like the terms "wash room" or "rest room", because yeah i might wash, but that wasn't necessarily my original motivation. Nor was resting ( Read more... )

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Wow, this shit was pretty damn accurate. Well, except for the part near the end about being most comfortable far from home, that's bullshit. But beside that, they pegged me pretty good.
What Dwight Means
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