This is my first, post last year post. Had it been the last post to post last year, then it would have been the last, pre-this year post. Most posts that posted last year were posted in an attempt to break up the monotony of my workday, while others posted monotonous posts about their cats..........which is all well and good if you're into that ( Read more... )

I'm not political, but found this hilarious.

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My cousin seems to think that about 65% of everything i say is complete bullshit, so he got me a bullshit button for Christmas. It's actully pretty hot. It spits out 6 different phrases to the effect of "That Was Bullshit!!" when you hit it.

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Bottle of Jamaican rum straight to the head, on some suicide shit, wearing the shirt my lady got me for Christmas, and,...what, what's that you say? Is that a banana in my pocket, or am i just happy to see you?? Don't fucking flatter yourself. It IS a banana in my pocket. Two, in fact. But some things are better left unexplained.

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Merry Christmas to everyone out there. I've been blessed this year, and i'm fortunate to have the best daughters in the world, a wonderful, loving family, and the most beautiful, amazing woman by my side, calling me baby, and welcoming me into her life and body with open arms, and legs ( Read more... )

So i was talking with my youngest daughter, when i decided to give her a kiss.

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T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, wasn't shit on my dick, except for my spouse. The children were sleeping all snug in their beds, while mommy so gently gave daddy some head. Then all of a sudden from deep in my nuts, i skeeted my seeds down the crack of her butt. Then flopped my ass down on the bed to the right, Merry ( Read more... )