I'm terribly sorry for being so blunt and forward, but I have to ask. Did anybody else experience death in the performance earlier today?

 wat thw dhell kinda thign is thigds comouere

iw as todl,df only 10 minuets a duay

hdwo do i subitit- 

Attention, all improper integrals! Bored with this bounded function? Answer this.

What characteristic do these 3 12-digit numbers share with each other and no other 12-digit number:
100307124369
111824028801
433800063225

Show your work. There's a prize for the least stupid among you 000s.

Some Old Hippie, Called Another Hippie, Tripping On Acid. So, looking forward 2 your inevitable painful deaths?

Too zetta deep for you 000s to consider? Be4 you ask: How much of a fuck I give = |this|*10−24.

One day, the warden decided to play a game with her prisoners. She selected three of them-- let's call them Euphemia, Nanashi, and Sho-- and had them blindfolded and taken to her office, where she placed a hat on each of them and explained to them the rules ( Read more... )

Hello, little criminals. It's your warden! Please ask as many questions as you please, and I will do my best to answer them.

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