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Research leads to....
Lou: Kahran... you're bursting out in welts. What the hell are we doing here?
Research, m'boy. Research. *egypt-dances to Falco*
Saki, please don't ask what I was doing in this section of the pit. I was bored and needed to do a little research for the sequel to Paradox of Authority.
And today's headache inducing summary search shows....
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She wins teh intornetz!
OH MY FUCK THIS IS HILLARIOUS!
Excerpts from the suethor's profile:
IMPOTENT!111: ok I wil b taking a brake during da summer, so don’t accept n update until lik septemer, lolz. fanx 2 al da ppl 4 being sportive except 4 da flamerz.
IMPOTENT! XDXDXDXD
Im Tara. Im a Satanistr and if u dont lik me coz of dat den FUK OFF!
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RED ALERT! RED ALERT! *sirens*
As of 06042006 at 1129H, Master Commander Cicero F. Kahran calls a red alert.
THERE IS A CAIN SUE. I REPEAT, WE HAVE FOUND A CAIN SUE!
So far, there has only been one VERY short chapter and inactivity for a year but it's there. It exists.
Lou: And we will do what we can to rub it out. *cocks shotgun*
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Story Or Series Title: Girlfriend or the ? (The WHAT?! Don't leave us hanging! Girlfriend or the washer, Girlfriend or the Kitchen Sink, Girlfriend of the Scum Between My Toes... CMON!)
Fandom: Coz I love CEOs YuGiOh!
Culprit Author's Name: Hoovergal
Full Name (plus titles if any): Sakura Lavender
Full Species(es): girly!sue
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SEIGFRIED SUES! NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING!
Story Or Series Title: All Roses Have Their Thorns
Fandom: Hey that guy with the pink hair is HOT! Yu-Gi-Oh
Culprit Author's Name: Darkfire 75 (Ye GODS! She has Sues all over the place! And that's ONE LONG PROFILE!)
Full Name (plus titles if any): Isana Hainesworth (Did I even spell that right? O.o)
Full Species(es): InvitedHome!Sue
Hair Color ( ( Read more... ) -
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x-posted at marysues
Why... WHY am I the one who always finds the first Sues?! First, Advent Children, now this!
Story Or Series Title: The Moment You Came Into My Life - (The cliche... it KILLS!)
Fandom: Yakitate! Japan
Culprit Author's Name: hinata061389
Full Name (plus titles if any):Cagali Hayashi - (The Gundam Seed reference is lost on me. :|)
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THERE ARE NO COUNT CAIN CROSSOVERS!!!!! *dances*
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...Of course, I'm waiting for a fanbrat to find the fandom and throw everybody into Hogwarts. >.<
But the fandom... it's still so pure... NO SUES!!!! @W@
EDIT: There IS a Cain crossover out there. It just isn't in the Cain section. >:| -
More summary bashing!
I decided to go see what had happened in my home fandom... Here we go.
She was rich, beautiful, and talented. She was a MarySue by definition. But what happens when that perfect world crashes...and she ends up in ancient Egypt.
-She's STILL a MarySue.
Mokuba's getting married, Seto's miserable, and there's a bride on the loose. -They grow up ( Read more... ) -
Oh gods...
saiyuki_badfics pointed me in the way of this fic. It makes me hurl.
Title of The abomination of nature Fanfic: Never Okay (Yeah. Kahran will NOT be OKAY after reading this. Kahran will have to go get her stomach pumped. Kahran is gonna puke.)
Name of The culprit Author: The Original Kitsune Ryu (Yeah, coz, foxes and dragons don't mate.)
Creative summary: ( Read more... )