iateyourbrains: i want a second job
iateyourbrains: dont know where though
iateyourbrains: the post office sounds nice
iateyourbrains: crazy but nice
tang: i thought only black people worked there
tang: hahahaha
iateyourbrains: black people, terrorists, and me
iateyourbrains: hopefully
tang: yea
tang: you are some sort of black metal terrorist

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the emperor has no clothes. and yesterdays skies were especially bob ross. the happy little tree roots must have been tickling his toes.

i wish i had the time to pass my days walking up and down the block, smoking cigarettes, with the old man that does. my favorite days are when he wears his MLK shirt. more fashionable the way his cigarettes stick to his lip and bounce to his protest (or just babble). sometimes i think hes still marching for 1963.

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making eggs in the microwave?how does that even cross someones mind? i assumed it was reflex to grab a skillet or something when you had the urge for eggs. i think it only bothers me because the eggs took the shape of the cup. by definition, they were scrambled eggs, but they looked nothing like them ( Read more... )

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"you know how i let arnold borrow my type o negative cd? i warned him! he was telling chase, you know, because i wasnt here, that the beats are good to dance to but he said, 'i was listening to their lyrics.. theyre EVIL!' well, yeah.. its not type o positive."

(this could very well be a new reason to hate sundays.)

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