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of knowledge or chance.
i want to be on a game show so badly. -
the day after valentines.
name undisclosed: guess what i got last night!
me: pregnant?
name undisclosed: *walks away*
how does that even offend someone?
especially her. shes the one with the dirty jokes.
and what she and he do in the dark!
i wonder why she isnt pregnant.
quid pro quo: i got a million paper cuts yesterday.
she got a cell phone. uh.. -
funny urban dictionary.
"1. Dallas-Fort Worth
The sea of cookie cutter suburban hell set in the middle of North Central Texas. Also called The Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex or DFW by locals. All the Metroplex cities are the same. If you were beamed into Arlington, Grapevine or Farmers Branch or Garland or Plano, you wouldn't be able to tell which one you were in. How are ( Read more... ) -
its almost here.
good news: im off on halloween (how lucky).
bad news: i dont have any definite plans.
good news: i got paid today (in time for the festivities).
bad news: i feel emptyoutofthewayexpired.