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woah. i think i just saw two dismembered cocks in the fucking street just now. hallelujah.

1. i wrote you a letter, and its waiting in hell.
2. "say 'i love you.'" "i do."
3. dead fly.

too bad some black man just made me slow down in the middle of five o'clock westmoreland rd. traffic for him to ask me, "what are ya hirin fo?" it says "NO HUNTING," not fucking "NOW HIRING"! what the hell...


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hey, i dont like my friends.

iateyourbrains: i got a birthday card from patricia in the mail today
iateyourbrains: not that canada stickers fell out when i opened it
: aww..ih
: that turned from sweet to lame real fast
iateyourbrains: haha
iateyourbrains: yay. thats going in an lj post.
: haha
: oh god..you do do shit like that
iateyourbrains: ?
: nvm
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look whos going to be late for her 9am class.

too bad the photo editor of the school newspaper just called me to tell me my photos got into the upcoming edition. :D and i think i go to school with the fucking asian mafia.

wednesday was "throw up my guts" day. seven times, actually. what are the symptoms of west nile? maybe i have it. or its rival virus, east nile. i wonder what their colors are. ha. and i have a feeling my nose is going to bleed any minute. kill me.

annoying girl has epilepsy, and complains about living in a right-handed world.