Lost In Translation

[ebana]

The Japanese press always asks the more interesting questions.

Interviewer: Do you enjoy working with horses?

Well honestly, they have much smaller egos than most of my costars, they appreciate my creative input, and they often smell better than most of the extras. So, yeah, I'm a horse fan.

Interviewer: Have you ever eaten a horse then?Uh.

Comments

[stiles_j]

you know what i heard, and am rather disappointed about now? Hector was supposed to be Paris' lover, and not his brother. I could have my history mixed up, for which i must kill my sources. But you can't blame me for giddying over the thought of some Eric-Orlando action, can you?

[h_christensen]

HAH!

Well that would have made the movie plenty interesting, eh?

[stiles_j]

you think it's gonna be a hit now... imagine what it would be with a little stud-action. Hm... I might have dreams about this tonight ;o)

[ebana]

I kept asking why Wolfgang wouldn't let Achilles and Hector make out a little bit before they fought, but for some reason he wasn't buying it.

[smbean]

You should write an entry about me.

I know what you mean about the whole skeletons in the closet thing. During my divorces especially I've had my agents drilling me on how to act and what sort of image I should portray. I'm starting not to care though.

[ebana]

An entry just about you? Well, I've mentioned you several times, Bean, what more could you want?

Well, being absent from premieres to spend time with your boyfriend seems to be your chosen way of dealing with it, eh? Less to explain that way.

[h_christensen]

To spend time with his boyfriend? Don't I wish! He sent me to the premieres instead!

Not that I was complaining- it gave me a good excuse to flick Trojan condoms at Orlando and then blow them up and put them in weird places. I mean- I'm a total angel. Really. .....

[ebana]

Right. Me too. Completely angelic.

Hayden, I hate to say it, but your man is a bit of a puss.

I was wondering how all those condoms got in my jacket pocket. Not that I minded, really. They'll be put to good use.

[dianekruger]

You get questions about Brad...I get questions about you. Doesn't anyone want to know about me?

I can relate to the loneliness. I've had so much fun with you all and now it's come to a grinding halt. I'm just feeling so detached from everything right now. As Rose said, it really is like a chapter of your life closing.

[ebana]

I'm convinced that Brad must get questions about all of us, otherwise, his head would explode from swelling so much.

I'll ask you some questions.

We'll have to make the fun continue. I don't think I can deal with not having you around.

[dianekruger]

What about your head swelling from the amount of comments you get? How do you do it? Are you paying them all?

What questions would you like to ask?

I think the fun's continuing. Tokyo is nice this time of year, isn't it?

[ebana]

I don't know if you knew this, but I'm a very important man, Diane. I've worked with a lot of amazing actors, and people love me.

What's your favorite food?

Tokyo is great, but I think I'm leaving today. I need to get home while I still have a house to go to. You know, I'm not going to see you again for a little while. We should get together and say goodbye properly.

[brian_vanholt]

Worry, my friend, worry.

Yeah, you need to get home. As much as I love Australia, I find it very quiet and lonely right now. I can only entertain myself with your houseplants for so long before feeling the need to rummage through your closet for other kinds of entertainment. Oooh...is that a skeleton I see?

[ebana]

I'm losing sleep over it and may need to make up for it when I get back there.

My skeletons are open territory to you, Bri. Kind of takes all the threat out of it that way.

[brian_vanholt]

Your bed is warm and cozy, you'll get lots of restful sleep. In fact, the sexy bartender I brought home last night is still resting...

You're very trusting. Your skeletons are safe and sound with me. Promise. :-*

[ebana]

You brought home a bartender to my bed. I hope you also brought some disinfectant.

I appreciate that. And just in case I'm gathering blackmail material on you.

[jerry_oconnell]

Horses... *blinks, laughs* Crazy.

[ebana]

See, that's what I thought. I would have given anything to talk about something besides Brad Pitt and other smelly mammals.