Man, I think I might be a li'l offended 'bout bein' kidnapped, bu'  it was more like a vacation wi' some really fucking annoyin' motherfuckers.

I mean, what kinda nigga got fuckin' records o' shit my Grandparents listened to when they was 'bout five? I mean C'MON! And don't lemme get started on them gay-ass gags!

I mean, first I mighta been little ( Read more... )

[Text message to Rummy and Dorochet]

Yo nggz got me!

Homocycle & shrk 2th

Got me @

[message sent]

'S like Aliens up in this bitch. So I'm finally fuckin' allowed to come down from th' attic, an' I get m' phone back, and I get these fuckin' texts that're like fuckin' ghost transmissions from a fuckin' firefight.

A fuckin' failed firefight.

Rummy, I'm comin' over, an' if you ain't in one fuckin' piece, I cain't be held 'sponsible f'r what I might ( Read more... )

I mean, you think that once a nigga gets his ass out of a warzone in one fuckin' piece, that he got some cred, that he deserve time ta relax, yeah ( Read more... )

Le's jus' say dat a group o' motherfuckin' spics all sayin' Hail Mary's to th' motherfuckin' concrete, y'know wha' I'm sayin'?

An' it weren't easy, naw. 'Cause they some shady motherfuckers! Most o' them ain't even got soc. numbers.

But it all cool, 'cause Dawg's just as pissed as I am, an' since he workin' in th' garage, an' guess fuckin' what?

The ( Read more... )

I ain't been around all that much. I been all fuckin' hopped up on morphine 'n shit, so yeah. But I get to that.
New York was fuckin' wack, yo. I mean, sometime you just wanna go to a place and fuckin' chill, but I just ain't got that goin' for me no more.

And get this: met some bitches.

Or 'least I THOUGHT they was bitches.

But NAW. THEY AIN'T ( Read more... )

I been drinkin' like a motherfucker since Christmas ( Read more... )

It been snowin' a motherfucker up here. I just glad I ain't gotta shovel this bitch out.
Oh, yeah. Dat Zoocreeper shit. Man, what was dat all about? He get dropped on his head as a chil'? Maybe he just ain't get enough love. Maybe dat some way o' hollerin' out to other supervillains dat he need t' get laid. An' cause o' his fairy ass plans ta take ( Read more... )

Motherfuckin' SMOKE GRENADES!!!

KiiiiYAAAAAAH, BITCH! Them little bastards ain't know what HIT 'EM.

Like World War fucking III here. I be pissed as a motherfucker, some o' my guns been snacked on. They nasty lookin' little motherfuckers. Got dese big fuckin' jaws, an' dey HURT if they bite'choo on accident.

An...

WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK-?!!!

Aw,

This, like, the first time I be back from sittin' 'round on my ass an' trynna ignore some grandma who been trynna feel up mah ass, somethin'.

Old people. They fuckin' nasty. Like babies. 'Cept worse, 'cause dem motherfuckers know better.

Anyway, right after I get back takin' off with Dawg 'n Rummy while back, I crash, see? An' my Grandpa, he all up ( Read more... )