Motherfuckin' old people

[ed_wuncler_iii]

This, like, the first time I be back from sittin' 'round on my ass an' trynna ignore some grandma who been trynna feel up mah ass, somethin'.

Old people. They fuckin' nasty. Like babies. 'Cept worse, 'cause dem motherfuckers know better.

Anyway, right after I get back takin' off with Dawg 'n Rummy while back, I crash, see? An' my Grandpa, he all up

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[ed_wuncler_iii]

Aw, c'mon Rummy. You know I ain't holdin' out on you. I'd rather be wit you dan wit' my motherfuckin' old man. Shee-it.

N' yeah, man. I bet them two'd get 'long real well. Slick, ya kno' wha' I'm sayin'? Maybe I get them two niggas in a room, dey'd leave me the fuck alone.

Maybe we go jack some shit? Get you a new caddie? I all for that.

They a party? DAMN. See if I c'n make it. I gotta get my ass outta this fuckin' place, cause I think I startin' ta hallucinate people behind the wall paper. Or maybe it's just the fuckin' booze. STILL.

Wait, 'choo gonna try ta sue dat motherfucker?

[monarch_the]

The feeling is mutual.

[ed_wuncler_iii]

You comin' ta Woodcrest? Why? Nigga, it only good for a fuckin' retirement plan or raisin' motherfcukin' kids.

How dat gonna he'p me? Fuckin' grandpop's on thinkin' that I gonna do whether I wanna or not. You try 'splain that t' him.

[dr_t_s_venture]

I wouldn't think you'd want to associate with someone like... that.

[croozin]

You're telling me! Stan's ridiculous...and he smells funny. Plus he's super bossy. It's kind of annoying.

And board meetings? Those are annoying too. I usually pretend I have to go get some papers and then I just drive around town in my limo for a couple of hours and get doughnuts.

[ed_wuncler_iii]

I think my grandad's got some motherfuckin' GPS system on me or somethin'. I ain't never been able t' get outta somethin' he dead set on makin' me do. Maybe it cause he got old people powers or somethin'.

[croozin]

Wouldn't be too surprised if Stan did that either. He's a crazy old man. But it's kind of my company so there's not too much he can do about it. You know, he can kill me. And he's tried. That's about it though.

[gooddoggy]

We could come kidnap you, Ed. But you'll have do deal with Rummy having a cold and sneezing and getting his snot all over you.

You missed the snow we had.

[gooddoggy]

You'd better be in bed or so help me!

[cinnamonxbuns]

Ya can always come back and visit me at Mordhaus dood! I'm always lookin fer new drinkin buddies and we gaht other stuff to do that aint fixin yer effin eye at the hospital.