Sup, bitches?

[ed_wuncler_iii]

Yo, check this shit. Gots me a damn fine piece of the net, here. On this fuckin’ awesome livejournal shit. Awwwwww, yeeahh. Got this sweet laptop, stole from some store. Fuckin’ thing’s the size of a notebook.

What the fuck these ads here for? Yeah, TAKE IT, journal-thing. TAKE IT IN THE ASS.

‘Cept I kinda feel like I’m the one gettin’

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[ed_wuncler_iii]

Yo, Rummy, m' man! Wha's good?

First bloggin' site, shit. Never been on any other.

[Lock]
Haul yo' ass back here, nigga. Wait, 'choo need he'p in Germany or somethin'? Need more guns or what?
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You know it. Burn th'other motherfuckers. An' then throw 'em out the fuckin' window.

[ed_wuncler_iii]

Shit, did I? Don' remeber. Yo, you know you can't count on my memory, bro. Most time, I mean. I'm half drunk off my ass most times.

[lock]

You better, nigga. Fuckin' run.

What? You know some nigga that's half dog? Fuck yo, that's fucked up. He lick his balls or some shit?

Dude, fuckin'... man, I need to go wit' you on these things. Raidin' shit and... meetin' half-dog people.

What dat old fuck gonna do? Shoot me? Nah, I wanna see his fuckin' face I come back all fucked up and he sees he ain't got no fuckin' heir no more, some shit. You dig?

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Man, watched somethin' on the Discov'ry channel. Said animals "void" their offal they get scared. 'S natural reaction.

But yeah. Needa fuckin' change.

Fuck you, nigga, you just let me drown, I bet.

[ed_wuncler_iii]

Shit, man, you poppin' up on this fuckin' thing made me choke on m' fuckin' vodka. 's wrong wit' you, trynna kill me like dat?

... He fine, yo. Big, dumbass bastard. Fuckin'... weeks away from a heart attack. Or somethin'. I'unno.

How the fuck you know my grandad?

.... Shit man, you that nigga takes care o' Dethklok... Righ'?

Dat was like half the stuff I listened to over in Iraq. Since most o'them fuckin' niggas didn't like no rap or shit.

[ed_wuncler_iii]

Pickles?

Oh, yeah... He de drummer. 's cool.

Fuck. Jus' 'cause he make the news 'n all don' mean he special or nothin'.

[monarch_the]

Oh god there's more of them.

[ed_wuncler_iii]

Fuck you talkin' 'bout, nigga?

You got somethin' say to me?

[ed_wuncler_iii]

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Oh, man, Rummy.

This motherfucker goin' dooooooowwwwwn. He fuckin' history man! DEY GONNA HAVE TO LOOK SO FAR BACK IN DE FUCKIN' TEXBOOK TO FIND HIM, HE AIN'T EVEN GONNA BE DERE!!!!

[plumpumpkin]

Ohhhhh so your Ed.

That's uhhh....too bad about the whole ummm...pee thing...maybe try plastic sheets?

[ed_wuncler_iii]

Wha's good, yo.

Plastic sheets? Fuck, think I'm five or some shit? I' be swimmin' in mah own piss. That ain't coo'.

[plumpumpkin]

Nothing...really....It was just a suggestion...

[antagone]

Oh HEY! Another red head! Hi! I'm Grace Ryan with Force 10 News!

[ed_wuncler_iii]

Uh, 'sup.

Yo, I seen you. On the news, 'n all. Yeah. Think you covered some shit on me few times.

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Like your hair. 'S nice.

[antagone]

Your grandfather was very excited when you got back from Iraq! And aw, thank you! That's sweet of you to say.

[ed_wuncler_iii]

... Wait, nigga was excited I was comin' back?

Fo' real?

Shit, now... Now 'm all.. fuckin' 'marrassed...

Yeah, you know... cause, like... I like redheads.