i ate a whole pizza.

you fuckers!

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i don't need heavy shoes. i trample.

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what the hell, sure.

don't put all your eggs in one basket.

once i get back to lalalos angeles i'm getting out of my place and into a slick new pad, daddio. can you feel me?

bank transfers are in my future.

it's been years since i've had my feet on these shores.

thank you for bringing me there, and for reminding me (you didn't know) that i had it in me to do it.

i'm jet-lagged like you wouldn't believe, so these four walls will be my best friend for the next 36 hours or so.

this'll be some homecoming.

once i get there, i think i'll be going from the urbanized unutopia to the mountains where critters still roam.

i put my hair to scarlet (bloody bruises) and black in early December.

in case you don't speak my language, i'll be back in Nippon tomorrow. any takers beside my escort?

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i shoved some earrings through the long-unused holes in my ears and holy motherfuck alive they itch.

i've been listening to Elvis all fucking day. i cut myself on my thinning scissors. how the fuck does that happen?