it seems an alien has landed!

do i make you as angry as you make me, Mr. Moonlight?

give it up give it up give it up.

if you only knew.

http://museanon.livejournal.com/565.html?thread=1196341#t1284661

who the fuck are you, anonymous three/four/five?

gracias all around.

funny, i feel just fine.

caffeine from eight to ten at night. never in the morning.

i remind myself of my faith in fate. everything happens for a fucking reason. everything comes full circle.

i threw open the window to tell the neighbors to fuck with their blinds drawn.

somebody left two jars of pickles down in the main walkway of my apartment building. both dill. for days they just sat there on the only decorative table down there. two jars of pickles. after about two days i said fuck it and took one of the jars. they're good pickles.

it's been something stupid like a month and the pickles are still down there. ( Read more... )

water water everywhere but not a drop to drink.

i had something intelligent to say. then i turned on the tv.

i realized that we could be neighbors if you would let me the fuck in. yeah, i could show up at your place unannounced, drink all your expensive hoity toity wines and crash your recording sessions to take you out to eat.

fucking asshole.

viva la l.a.

aren't those two pairs of gums flapping ones i recognize.

17:34:

hey, i better clean the apartment because i'm gonna be too drunk to do that later. and if i decide i'm feeling horny or social it wouldn't be acceptable for them to see all that laundry i haven't folded.

18:17:

(spills booze all over the rug)

19:08

god im'm aweossme.

going on tour was like having one giant party. even when things went wrong things went right. i mainly liked to sit back and watch the carnage from the balcony. i would go in there when things got really juicy but why waste your seat on such an amazing show ( Read more... )