This is what happened to me today

[eimmas]

Shit. I’m hungry, again. As I sit quietly and weigh my options. There is food a few steps away, quite possibly a well stocked deliciously enticing refrigerator with cold cuts and dandelions. Fresh lemonade, avocado and crab delight, and of course Fabio spraying ’not butter’ on my toasted honey wheat muffin. Maybe my sister and mother will decide to

Comments

[_catch_22_]

hahahaha you're adorable

[oh_inverted]

you should be a writer

[wearypenguin]

That sounds like a ballin' vacation. Tell your mother to cook me some tasty shit too. :D

[beachbebe24]

the snow adds the delectable taste to the, oh so emotionally expired garden burger. It gives it that stale cold zing. yum.

[poor_bird]

that was the most inspiring thing i've read in weeks.