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Aiyyo my flow is sick ( Read more... )

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If you ever see in my 85 Cutlass with dual fucking flowmasters, I'm full of that shit. I pry drank a bottle of hennesy and fucked an asian woman. Thats how we all get down out here ( Read more... )

What it is Jive Turkeys. I have rediscovered the 70s. So tonights post is inspired by the 1970s and Budweiser Select. God it finishes smooth ( Read more... )

My bad, is that your freak? You better keep her away from balling cliq, keep her away chics who be swallowing dick. You know the boyz from turdville got them hoz on lock, the bitchez like I gotta have this nigga ( Read more... )

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First off you can drink everclear and the drink your own urine, then repeat until you pass away, it's pretty freaking cool. I've been using horse urine to make my ever clear less strong. I think its made some of my teeth fall out. But oh well, who needs teeth. I just have my 15 year old girlfriend chew my food and spit it down my throat. I'm so ( Read more... )

I have decided that it is time for another crucial ass El Bob O freestyle ( Read more... )

Today I woke up in bed with some girl named Christina. Apparently she is from maine and enjoys car audio. Due to my extensive drinking of miller high life and then labatts I drove to maine some how. Apparently me and her have been having cyber sex for months now online. Theres nothing like smoking the chronic. I smoked 3 blunts and somehow arrived ( Read more... )