I've had one long term girlfriend, she was always trying to get back with me so I just got mean. She got fat too so I had lots of ammunition.

Have I ever told you you're my hero
You are everything that I need
I can fly higher than an eagle
You are the wind between my cheeks

FHITA... in da butt hard

now pics of wednesday night at my house...


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No two days are alike, except the 1st and 15th. Because thats when the fiends get paid. So this is the stress that all of us hustlers live with. Me and El Frank o just finished coping a key of coke. We drove to flordia then took a plane to columbia. Frank o masturbated on 2 columbian federalias ( Read more... )

Hey bitch how you doing... my name is El last name BOb O. I was wondering if i could soddomise you, show you a dick in ur eye.

Today I have decided to speak on a timely manner to myself.


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Mother fuckers say that im foolish ( Read more... )

i took a few hours off to jack it off. I drank a 30 back of Miller High life and made out with a fat chic with acne and a uni brow. Here I am.. Buzzing still and listening to mason betha. I was tasted for e coli posioning and I tested postive. Damn new Orleans hos. I also have decided that I want Ruth the greeter. But lets get back to the topic..


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First off, today was a good day. I woke up around 545pm. Yes I was stoned on vicodin and virgin pussy juice. Theres nothing like virgin pussy juice. About 645 I soddomised a rabbit infront of my project house. A large negro named Ralph shot me and I shot back. We both got hit. Me in the ear him in the dick. Good thing my ear is deterated already. ( Read more... )

#1 The uglier the woman,the prettier she thinks she is ( Read more... )

Finger fuck your pussy like you want some, girl ( Read more... )

[Afroman Rapping ( Read more... )