You know how I know that summer is over? I whipped my dick out to piss and yelled because my fingers were really cold.

goin campin. peace bitchez.

For no reason and in order of chronology here are the three smartest dudes ever ( Read more... )

What was good: Jeane Grey turning into the PMS-ridden angsty broad that dwells within the hearts of women and bugging the fuck out. I thought the way they portrayed the phoenix was pretty fuckin cool. Magneto busting Mystique out of prison was awesome too, as was Wolverine running around stabbing people for a good ten minutes. I'M THE JUGGERNAUT ( Read more... )

Supposedly this is the origin of the word "testify". It turns out that the Romans, rather than swear on a Bible or Holy Book, would swear on their nuts. Testicles. Testes...Testify? Get it? They would put their hands over their nuts when they did this, apparently. The Romans thought of everything.

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Saving The Greeks a new comedy by written by my sister's boyfriend (I've read the script it's very funny) at th 14th Street Y theatre ( Read more... )