Most awkward moment EVER ( Read more... )

It won't ever be me, will it.

Also, I'm addicted to Dr Pepper.

And finally, it is my birthday in.. 3 days 2 days in 4 minutes time.

Fucking yeah. \m/

Trapezium = absolut MOW.

Squishy happy nice love ^__^

Steve Martin is a bit ace really.

Have you ever noticed that, in films, whenever anyone says ( Read more... )

I just saw this film with my younger cousin Adam and my little brother Tim (both male, surprisingly enough), and they were surprised when I told them that actually, girls really ARE that mean to one another (and often, a hella lot worse ( Read more... )

I internalise EVERYTHING.

To the extent that, if some complete lunatic stranger stabbed me in the middle of the street, I'd think I'd done something to deserve it.

This is not a good thing.

We still kill the old way. Take them by the hair and drag them along the ground, over the rocks until they stop screaming.The best laid plans always seem to go to waste ( Read more... )

They had all kinds of interesting forms of torture, throughout history. The iron lady, that thing with the spikes - I don't know any of the names or what they do, but looking at the pictures is fun. Maybe even more fun when you don't know what they do, because you get to spend your time guessing what they're for ( Read more... )

Attention: VERY IMPORTANT LJ POST.

The following people get lots of hugs:

&__Rach, because she is teh sex and awesome in every respect. xoxo
&__Kay, because she needs them right now.
&__Aidan, because it makes a nice contrast from the crazy bitch girl from London who keeps telling him to kill himself.

That is all. Thankyou.

I haven't slept in my own bed since Monday night ( Read more... )