[Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.] ha.ha.ha.

[electricxcherry]

They had all kinds of interesting forms of torture, throughout history. The iron lady, that thing with the spikes - I don't know any of the names or what they do, but looking at the pictures is fun. Maybe even more fun when you don't know what they do, because you get to spend your time guessing what they're for

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[miss_violet]

scars sho' tell a story. its - "once upon a time i was pissed off and gave myself a scar. the end."

there's better stories, like snow white and the seven dwarves, or that one about led zeppelin, the groupie and the snapper fish.

you know what torture is? 2 hrs 15 minutes of georgraphy. that was too unreasonable and vile even for the romans. and they had crucifixion (still, gets you out in the fresh air).

aher.

[electricxcherry]

FUCK GEOGRAPHY. I hated that subject so much, I was so happy when I could drop it. I don't think I even did the last exam we were supposed to do. I was so awesome.

[miss_violet]

i call it, the study of people who actually fucking care. i mean, c'mon, the whole thing that makes my generation my damn generation is that none of us give a fuck about ANYTHING. which is why about 20 people took it in the whooole year.

i would quite like to fuck geography. i wanna be geography's backdoor man. i wanna give it every inch of my fucking love. i've already started collecting my notes in little plastic bags so that i may later burn them ritually.

i love my apathy. ozone layer? pah.

[inward_singer]

Greatest. Joke. Ever.

And I suppose it depends on the kind of scars...whether they're from self-inflicted wounds or from battling tigers in the Serengeti, y'know.

[electricxcherry]

Good point... havign scars from fighting tigers would be a pretty awesome story to tell. Or from a sharkbite.

[misakatsu]

They had all kinds of interesting forms of torture, throughout history.

BUKKAKE!

[electricxcherry]

That's not torture baby, that's HOT HOT LOVIN

[misakatsu]

Used to be a torture for women who were unfaithful to their men. It's kinda like... if a parent finds a pack of cigarettes in their kid's room, they make them smoke every last one all in one go.

[electricxcherry]

Yeah, that's stupid. I would do that and walk a mile.

[kreeky]

i know you know me and all but i is goin to leeds fest Awahoooo

[electricxcherry]

ooh, I didn't know you were going to Leeds! :D ace!!

[teen_machines]

i was considering leeds fest, but the shitty lineup put me off. are there any tickets left incase i change my mind?

[kreeky]

yer there usally is i dont think they sell out that quick

[electricxcherry]

I think there are still tickets, but I know Reading sold out a while back..

You should go, it'd be cool to meet you :)

[teen_machines]

i guess.. unless you're going to move festival in manchester to see the cure?