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We now break our regularly scheduled radio silence to bring you scientific evidence that cats really DO know how to manipulate humans. Naw, really?

See you guys in another six months, or maybe I'll update sometime. Maybe...

Two posts in one day?! But seriously, you must watch this. It is by far superior to putting a donk on things.

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misterfallen informed me earlier today that there is apparently some kind of sequel to Hellsing coming out on DVD this Monday; in seeking information on this (none found, I'm afraid), IMDB offered up as a search result this particular gem: The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing. The lone commenter enlightened me by informing me that "this cinematic triumph comes ( Read more... )

I just successfully reformatted, repartitioned, and reinstalled the OS on Vishnu. This sounds a lot less earth-shattering than it was, considering this is a process which begun on Sunday night but was bogged down by the fact that Vista just wouldn't find the fucking SATA drivers could not locate the local disk to install to, leading to me spending ( Read more... )

I spend all night on MSN. We invent a new religion.

( It started, as these things so often do, with mocking the Mormons. )

nerv_ and I are wondering if we should acquire a zorse. They look like two men in a suit. Rubber zipper effect much?


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I was sitting around leafing through the Bible earlier.

Aphrodisiac

2 slices fresh ginger (thumbnail sized)
2 shots vanilla vodka
1/2 shot green chartreuse
2 1/2 shots pressed apple juice
1 1/2 shots sauvignon blanc

THIS IS THE COCKTAIL OF THE GODS AND I WANT ONE.

Would anyone care to shed some light on why random people whose LJs are in Russian are friending me (and a lot of my friends who also don't seem to have heard of them)? Who the hell are juanita_odwyer and stefa_dbs? WTF?
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