I love michelle branch too, but more in a 'great music that actually means something' way and not a 'I hate when I cum all over your picture and have to replace it' way. Nice letter, Im sure if you left the stuff with lines through it you may get a lovely response from your local police.
Well said, but let me be clear: it was Michelle's "great music that actually means something" that lead to the "I hate when I cum all over your picture and have to replace it" so really we're not all that different, you and I. :)
dumbass, you're supposed to enclose a picture of yourself in a bikini. It worked for Brigitte Nielson; it can work for you. Or, go the Courtney Cox route and get pulled up on stage at one of her concerts. You have to wear tight jeans and stand in front. I know you can do it tiger! Go get her boy!
P.S. I sent the same letter to George Michael of Wham! fame when I was 12, and he's gay now, so in 5 years or so can I say "I told you so?" when Michelle turns to the softer sex for her needs?
Also, as a backup plan, you might want to focus on some "has beens" who are starving for attention now. Samantha Fox and Taylor Dayne would go nuts to get a letter like that one.
Is that how Brigette landed Sly Stallone?elhoserboyApril 9 2003, 13:37:27 UTC
If Michelle never meets me, then I can totally understand if she gets fed up with guys and goes the lesbo route. But if she does meet me one day, like I said, she'll have no choice but to fall in love with me. As far as getting her attention her goes, I've always wanted to wear tight pants...
You don't have to lie to make friends...elhoserboyApril 9 2003, 16:55:42 UTC
The following quote is straight off the MBMB (that's "Michelle Branch Message Boards" for the uninitiated):
"Does me saying I like guys and not girls diss lesbians too? No. Some people again, took it the wrong way. Most of my friends are gay. It doesn't bother me. I even just finished an interview with a gay magazine. Am I a lesbian? No." -- Michelle Branch
She went on to say that she is currently dating someone. She wouldn't say who, but I'm pretty sure it's me.
Oh.... if only you had known me in my early LJ days... the days where Casey Paus ruled my journal, and my friends never read my entries because they were all about the same damn thing (read: person).
This journal entry reminds me a lot of the humor that I used during that wonderful, wonderful time.
I have a poem that I wrote about him that you might enjoy reading (or not).
And now... we have a lunch date tomorrow. No, not you and me. Me and CASEY. Yes, that's right.
Isn't Stalking Fun?elhoserboyApril 9 2003, 02:35:44 UTC
I was so excited that we had a lunch date tomorrow, but then you had to go and flip the script on me and totally bum me out. :(
Although, come to think of it, if we really did have a lunch date, I would probably have to cancel since I live in S.F. and you live in Seattle--and it would be a logistical nightmare.
Good luck with Casey though, I guess...
P.S. I would love to read your stalker poem. Where can I see it?
Re: Isn't Stalking Fun?magndoodleApril 9 2003, 05:33:11 UTC
You asked for it.
This came about when a friend of mine, Cat, and I were co-stalking Casey, and got into a door-decorating contest (secretly decorating the other's door with pictures of Casey "saying" things like "Megan is hot!" and the like. Just FYI, Casey is a football player for UW.
Re: Isn't Stalking Fun?elhoserboyApril 9 2003, 13:41:37 UTC
Oh, that was priceless. I also find it quite frightening in a hilarious sort of way that this already insanely long spiel is only an excerpt from the Casey Paus Revival!
I just laughed my ass off as I was reading that...
I like Michelle Branch too, but I think I like her more for her music, although I will say she's very pretty...heh, it's definitely a good thing you decided not to include some of the things you were going to write...
michelle branch looks like a koala. like...her face and eye space-outedness. you should go to the dixie chicks concert at the Oakland coliseum in july...she's opening. I know some coliseum employees that could hook you up. or not, but you could try?
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Nice letter, Im sure if you left the stuff with lines through it you may get a lovely response from your local police.
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P.S. I sent the same letter to George Michael of Wham! fame when I was 12, and he's gay now, so in 5 years or so can I say "I told you so?" when Michelle turns to the softer sex for her needs?
Also, as a backup plan, you might want to focus on some "has beens" who are starving for attention now. Samantha Fox and Taylor Dayne would go nuts to get a letter like that one.
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P.S. She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.
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"Does me saying I like guys and not girls diss lesbians too? No. Some people again, took it the wrong way. Most of my friends are gay. It doesn't bother me. I even just finished an interview with a gay magazine. Am I a lesbian? No." -- Michelle Branch
She went on to say that she is currently dating someone. She wouldn't say who, but I'm pretty sure it's me.
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This journal entry reminds me a lot of the humor that I used during that wonderful, wonderful time.
I have a poem that I wrote about him that you might enjoy reading (or not).
And now... we have a lunch date tomorrow. No, not you and me. Me and CASEY.
Yes, that's right.
PS- been eagerly awaiting a post from you, thx :)
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Although, come to think of it, if we really did have a lunch date, I would probably have to cancel since I live in S.F. and you live in Seattle--and it would be a logistical nightmare.
Good luck with Casey though, I guess...
P.S. I would love to read your stalker poem. Where can I see it?
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This came about when a friend of mine, Cat, and I were co-stalking Casey, and got into a door-decorating contest (secretly decorating the other's door with pictures of Casey "saying" things like "Megan is hot!" and the like. Just FYI, Casey is a football player for UW.
And now: an excerpt from the Casey Paus Revival:
Casey? you drive me crazy ( ... )
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I like Michelle Branch too, but I think I like her more for her music, although I will say she's very pretty...heh, it's definitely a good thing you decided not to include some of the things you were going to write...
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