He's a bit of shirt-doffer and has a history of losing his shirt...
P.S. I know my message last night sounded creepy, but we just wanted you and Michelle to come meet us at a bar so we could film us hitting on you with our mustaches. Since you weren't there, I had to ask some girl on the street if she wanted "a man-brush swirling around in her whisker-biscuit."
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P.S. I know my message last night sounded creepy, but we just wanted you and Michelle to come meet us at a bar so we could film us hitting on you with our mustaches. Since you weren't there, I had to ask some girl on the street if she wanted "a man-brush swirling around in her whisker-biscuit."
She didn't.
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i spit coke all over my monitor when i read that..classic
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