Squirrels! More evil than raccoons! They will break into your home and eat your head like a peanut while you are sleeping!
They will not! You and your spurious lies! For years now, my neighbourhood has lived in peace with the Squirrels.
They just chase each other around and groom themselves while sitting on the fence.
Although, I've heard rumours of secret meetings to conquer the various parts of the world where there are no Squirrels. Yet. But their reign is benevolent, and they only demand peanuts as tributes.
You will bow before the Squirrel Queen or perish resisting!!!!
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And speaking of cats! *points to icon* That's my Rodney as a cat!icon. *pets Rodney. He's in a sink.
Elizabeth, sounding panicky: "Rodney's in the sink again!" John, laconic: "Just scoop him out, Elizabeth." -pause- "You might want to give him a smack on the whiskers too. He's never going to learn unless you discipline him." Rodney: "I SCRATCH YOUR HAIRY SHINS, FLYBOY!!!! SCRAAAAATCH!!!!" John, not so laconic: "ARGHHHHHHHHHOWWWWWWW!"
It occurs to me that Rodney, were he transformed into a cat and be in the presence of Sam Carter, would totally take advantage if she didn't know that the cat is he. *giggles*
Hee! Fluffy clouds and Rodney as a cat! *adds to list of reasons why I love you*
Let me just add to the chorus that your characters are so unbelievably dead on, I scratch my head and wonder how you do it and why you are not a writer for some new show Joss is putting together, or a writer on SG-1 or something. (Oh, but then that stuff on SG-1 would actually be GOOD.)
And even if Rodney WAS a weepy emo rabbit, you'd write the most beautiful Rodney as weepy emo rabbit that ever was, and it would totally be in character. I mean, come on, you made me believe in the undisputed, canonically unrequited One True Love of Jack/Vaughn...!
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They will not! You and your spurious lies! For years now, my neighbourhood has lived in peace with the Squirrels.
They just chase each other around and groom themselves while sitting on the fence.
Although, I've heard rumours of secret meetings to conquer the various parts of the world where there are no Squirrels. Yet. But their reign is benevolent, and they only demand peanuts as tributes.
You will bow before the Squirrel Queen or perish resisting!!!!
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And speaking of cats! *points to icon* That's my Rodney as a cat!icon. *pets Rodney. He's in a sink.
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John, laconic: "Just scoop him out, Elizabeth." -pause- "You might want to give him a smack on the whiskers too. He's never going to learn unless you discipline him."
Rodney: "I SCRATCH YOUR HAIRY SHINS, FLYBOY!!!! SCRAAAAATCH!!!!"
John, not so laconic: "ARGHHHHHHHHHOWWWWWWW!"
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It occurs to me that Rodney, were he transformed into a cat and be in the presence of Sam Carter, would totally take advantage if she didn't know that the cat is he. *giggles*
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Let me just add to the chorus that your characters are so unbelievably dead on, I scratch my head and wonder how you do it and why you are not a writer for some new show Joss is putting together, or a writer on SG-1 or something. (Oh, but then that stuff on SG-1 would actually be GOOD.)
And even if Rodney WAS a weepy emo rabbit, you'd write the most beautiful Rodney as weepy emo rabbit that ever was, and it would totally be in character. I mean, come on, you made me believe in the undisputed, canonically unrequited One True Love of Jack/Vaughn...!
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Friday afternoons at a cafe in a world with blue skies and near-normal serotonin levels? Sounds delightful indeed.
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