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Jerry: I should tell you... that at this point, she's under the impression that you are a... uh...

George: A what?

Jerry A marine biologist.

The way Jerry says "marine biologist" is just about the funniest thing ever.

Zach Galifianakis is quite great.

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I have to give up being actor. I can’t do it anymore. It’s all over. Finished. “Meet the Spartans” is #1 at the box office this week. You know, it’s been several years since I thought Hollywood had a heart, but I must admit I still thought it had something of a soul. I know now that it doesn't. Sigh. It one scene of the movie, a terrible parody of ( Read more... )

Each of these things happened at work last night ( Read more... )

432,000 seconds might seem like alot, especially considering each and every one of them was spent in close quarters with one other person. Why does it all seem to culminate in my mind to a ( Read more... )

I know I never, EVER speak in absolutes, but I just have to say this is most likely the best commercial I've ever seen. Ever.

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After the last couple day's I've had, I need something to smile about.

So another year winds down. My hairline has receded a little more, more strangers make the mistake to look at me as if I’m responsible and resilient, and my favorite pillow is just a little bit more faded. Time to look back on the year and count down the best and worst moments of the year! But first some honorable mention moments, both good and bad ( Read more... )

I’ve now seen three holiday commercials with a similar through line ( Read more... )

Yeah. Someone held a full contact football game for a kids event. Hence, THIS happened.

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For the love of JESUS, WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE KIDS WALKING AROUND A GOD DAMN FOOTBALL FIELD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME? WHO WALKED INTO A GOD DAMN BOARDROOM AND WAS LIKE “HERE’S MY IDEA... KIDS PLUS FOOTBALL ( Read more... )

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