See what I did there was take the word continuum, then dropped the last three letters, and added your mum, and I made a your mum joke...

so happy! just got confirmation that i can live in this wicked house i wanted to live in next year! I'm moving in with a girl from work(jen) and two boys, i think one does drama or something and the other is in california on a year abroad studying music recording stuff. the house is absolutely gorrrrrrrrrrgeous, and the contract is only 9months( ( Read more... )

I'm shitting myself about this exam today. we're the first year to EVER have this module and consequently have no past exam papers... not even a mock. so i don't know what the exam will be like! was given a 90page book"let" to revise with, no sillybus, and i don't really know what maths is gonna go down. schmeh ( Read more... )

Fag Hag

Dear Rita,
I want to give up smoking and have tried those patches but they didn’t work. Do you know anything that works effectively?

If you give up smoking you’ll sit in pubs on your own, while all the cool and interesting people are outside enjoying a fag and talking about you behind your back. Is that what you want?

so i found loads of mix tapes from years ago, and i found my walkman but i could only find ipod earphones so i look like i have an ipod but then i have the walkman... i'm such a fraud. but these tapes are so amazingly mid nineties! love it ( Read more... )

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Hey! you all know a sort of proper swimmer! the raf swimming association asked me to come for a weekend training! and i'm shit! I can't believe it! but alas i cannot go as I have to revise for exams (makes me sad ( Read more... )

I just received a mysterious package. no one ever sends me packages apart from steve and it's not his handwriting. I haven't opened it yet. entertaining the idea Dan has sent me anthrax(that's a joke, by the way, before you think I ACTUALLY believe you'd kill me) or that it's from a really exciting person. it sort of looks like graham welstead's ( Read more... )

FRIENDS = GREAT

big love x

my great aunt gave me a salacious card. it's very amusing ( Read more... )