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we talked this morning. he was in duluth getting new eyeglases. he'd been wearing these fucked up nerd gigantic glasses since his other ones broke. the gigantic glasses were taped in the middle. nerd out.


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Is anyone else excited about the massive warehouse of rummage that will be blowing my mind Saturday? Who else is going? Who else wants to come with my posse Saturday a.m ( Read more... )

So some dude emailed me about adopting the dog, and this is all it said:

I'm in the East Bay can come and see Glodie.

Let me tell you the problems that I have with this:

1) His email address was bottomliquor@tktktk.com
2) He left no name
3) He spelled the fuckin dog's name wrong.


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las nithgt at the bar at 2:15 i tried to put a pint glass on the sink but missed and it rammed into my hand in the fleshyt pary on the side part between the meat part and the pinky it gouged in all deep real deep and beautiful rivulets of red gushed into the sink over the wadded up limes and used straws. it was deep and the e.r. took 3 hours with ( Read more... )

This is the dog we might foster starting in a week. Her name is Goldie. She's an Aussie shepherd if you can't tell. She is supposedly very nice. Ozzie will probably be a jerkface to her for a day or two and then fall in love with her.


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There are many things that suck about being diabetic and I’m sure you’re all aware of most of them, including things like heart disease, gangrene, chopped off limbs, blindness, etc ( Read more... )

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yeah, out of all the things that SHOULD hurt after hauling shit and unpacking shit and going down flights of stairs for 6 hours yesterday, it's my freakin ankles that hurt. weird ( Read more... )

it's just been days and days of packing things into boxes and moving things and cleaning dog hair off the bottoms of them and folding clothes and stuffing bags and painting walls and there is still so much fucking shit to do ( Read more... )