Ooh, that reminds me. I've found my new role model.

It's Karen from Will & Grace.

I think I love her.

Well, that was the strangest journey home ever ( Read more... )

Okay, I've got the pre-new-job terror pretty badly now.

Still haven't picked my outfit... and the tube strike has obviously been arranged for the specific purpose of pissing me off.

Everything Will Be Fine.

Like, totally.

Have you ever seen something that you knew was wrong - hideously, awfully, mind-blowingly wrong - but you just couldn't stop wanting it, needing it, waking up in the night thinking about it ( Read more... )

My lovely mummy is taking me to lunch at Carluccio's... but what I really, really want is a KFC... oh, I am an ungrateful wench indeed!

PS The Whistles sale rocks.

Hosted quiet, refined supper last night for hard working flatmates and fellow Battersea local verlaine... was then found asleep on sofa at 7am (surrounded by bottles and, for some reason, earrings) by flatmate H, who pissed herself laughing and put me to bed ( Read more... )

And thus, after a season of decadence and sin, the New Year is upon us again. To celebrate the momentous occasion, Three Somervillian Witches gathered in fair Manchester and welcomed 2006 in with open arms (and plenty of champagne ( Read more... )

... you delete all the phone numbers off your mobile. (Not to mention email and home addresses.)

Look, don't ask how. Let it suffice to say that one minute there were 358 and the next minute there were none. So please can I have yours so I can try and repair the damage?

Yours ashamedly,

Elle, the ditz.

Poll Rescuing Elle from herself

I've been wondering how this works for a while and now seems like as good a moment as any to try it.

Picture courtesy of The Sophisticate, frostbite courtesy of the Ice Bar.

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A Christmas Carol

Over twelve hours at Christmas, my family gave to me...

Twelve... plates of cheese straws
Eleven... different puddings
Ten... relatives asking "how's the love life, Bridget?"
Nine... people trying to fit in the swimming pool at once
Eight... people who survived
Seven... times as much food as I needed
Six... bottles of Veuve ( Read more... )