today i got my fuckin cell phone taken away because my cunt mother called in the middle of class... for the second time in the last few weeks!!! she should die!!! and of course they wont give it back until that same bitch cares enough about me to drive 13 miles and go pick the shit up!!! what the fuck?? she called to complain to the office and they ( Read more... )

so kids, i have no fuckin idea what im doing tonight. im pissed. what the fuck??? its fuckin halloween and i have no plans. this fuckin blows. please, anyone who wants to chill and get drunk with a fat bitch give me a call. 390-9028. im begging you to please please have a fat bitch and possibly her boyfriend tag along with you tonight.

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fat bitch to jewy... over ( Read more... )

my cell phone got turned back on!!! the number is 390-9028. calll me bitches ( Read more... )

otay, i've recently decided that im going to homecoming. and thats not all. i shall do it fucked the fucked up (it made sence to me). then i will go to some wild frosh parte and get so wasted i cant walk, talk, fuck or flop, only drop. then wake up and get hammered again. o, and i will make by dead beat father pay for an extremely expensive dress ( Read more... )

its like a virgin on a nasty floor. getting naked with a big, fat whore.

once upon a friday after school, a fat bitch slept for four hours. after finally awaking to darkness, three booze fairies arrived at her house. they got her drunk. then stoned. and after a violent licorice fight they slept. but that was not the end. at 3:30 that morning, there came a horrible noise from the other side of the door. finally the door ( Read more... )

so another week of school acomplished. and what do i have to show for it??? a drunken monday, an absent, and a very tired fat bitch, thats what. actually not too bad. so the madras show is tomorrow and im trying to figure out if there's a way for me to get there. i have the night off of babysitting the devil and im craving a drunkin show. can ( Read more... )

ahhhhhh. last night was the fucking greatest!!!! i went to the show with tara, macky, jewy, paisley, and vj. we had three half gallons of vodka, which got vj, paisley, and mack very drunk really quick. after accomplishing a good buzz two hours later jewy and i went to taco bell. we found a boy from washington on the way. at taco bell my ex ( Read more... )