torso day was a very good day indeed! hung out with my jewy, haffey and anus. we got drunk and jewy and i stole things from peoples yards. i'd like to thank johnny for supplying the location. without it we would have been lost. and jewy for making it a truely special drunken holiday. ahhhhhh, til next time we celebrate our torsos!!!!

okay so the whole deal is i weighed myself today and im continuing to get larger and larger!!! dont get me wrong, i enjoy being fat, but its really starting to scare me that i just keep gaining!!! if my body would just stay the way it is it would be all fine and dandy, but its not!!! so i guess i now have to do something about it!!! im cutting out ( Read more... )

yeah, thats right im grounded!!! what a bitch! i think its for getting drunk at home and having people over! howard and my mom gave me this big speel about how they could get in trouble for having friends drunk here if anything happened. little did they know ashleigh's mom bought it!!! idiots. well, then at my uncles wedding, my mom only let my ( Read more... )

so, i guess plans have changed and everybody is coming over here. if this isnt the case, someo one please inform me! i feel as though im out of the loop and everywhere i turn people are saying something different!!!! god the confusion overwhelms me!!! if something exciting doesnt happen tonight it will be the death of me!!! please dont kill the fat ( Read more... )

im fuckin sick of missing out on hangin with my redmond crew!!! im going to macky's tonight if its the last thing i do!!! i got to see birdy today which was chill. but it was only for a few minutes. i fucking hate not being with michelle, birdy, jewy, and macky! i miss all you bitches!!! what the fuck is up with partying without the fat bitch??? ( Read more... )

my lazy ass mother forgot to pay the god damn cell phone bill again. it never fails. so if any of you bitches want to get ahold of me call my house at 389-5480! bye

lately its pretty much been teigen and her boyfriend with a splash of ashley stuart and a whole lot of juniper and drake park. i think im a park rat. well, this may sound weird, but im in heat and all the men can smell it! fuck, in the last two weeks i've slept with 3 ex boyfriends and 1 new guy. i know im a whore, but at least for once the rumors ( Read more... )

soooooooo.... since the last time, a few things have happened. i dont know if i mentioned this before, but i slept with my ex boyfriend at redmond cemetary and he was a lot better that he used to be. yyyyyyyaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! o and i slept with the guy i lost my virginity to and he got a lot bigger. yyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy ( Read more... )

last night was fucked up!!! jew and i tryed to robo-fry for our first time and all it got us was a bad stomach ache and our fingers down our throat!!! we were so pissed off and sick!!! jessi was with us (on caffeine pills) and she felt really bad cause she recomended it. i don't know what the fuck happened. i've seen soo many people do it before!! ( Read more... )

today i begin my trip back home!!! we'll be leaving at about 6 tonight and stop at a hotel when kenny (my sisters dad) gets tired of driving. then, we'll wake up tomorrow and finish the trip. i can't fucking wait to be home and make plans to see all you biches. so, until tomorrow!!!