been enjoying the unemployed life.
gone to seen a lot of shows. done some statewide traveling. dinner with friends. spending more time with my family. reading. doing an obscene amount of drinking.

all fun stuff.

hope everyone is doing well as we enter what is shaping up to be a fun summer.

:)

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Today they told us at work that they are taking down all the old lockers and we should clear them out. Part of Operation: Beat It You Slackers! no doubt. Well I have an old locker, but I haven't remembered the combination in probably a good four or five years. Also forgotten, what the hell I even had in there ( Read more... )

Spent the last five (5!) days sick as the proverbial dog. This included much hated things like being bed-ridden, Professor Farnsworth level weakness and becoming patient zero of the house. There was also some good things to come of it. Catching up on some reading, plowing through Lego Star Wars, giving the finger to work for the week and seeing the ( Read more... )

Her: If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?
Me: A weeping willow. You?
Her: I'd be a peach tree?
Me: Hmm. I could eat a peach for hours.
Her: I know.

Why hello there. Your humble narrator had to come into work early, on his day off. Now, I know, major suckage, and I can't help but to agree. But you see, dear friends, there is a purpose. There is a reason for this apparent lack of sanity. It all really boils down to the benjamins, baby ( Read more... )

Hey! It's Dita von Teese's birthday today!


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bordem at work + disposable income + amazon marketplace = a slight case of overspending


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To say that the birthday bash went off without a hitch would be an affront to lesbians that create a scene in your driveway at one in the morning the world over.

I had hoped that the only person that would end up being choked and smacked around by a female at my 30th birthday party would have been me in the throes of fulfilling all my Michael ( Read more... )

elmario : are you gonna be able to make it tthe party?
MyFriend: No
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