You wanna know why I've been too busy to post new entries? Because I've been getting paid, bitch! Working sucks, and it's hard. But of course you all know that I'm harder. The fact is, the more I think about it... the more I realize that my giagantic meat mammoth is a lot like my life. It's hard, sweaty, and lumpy. And sometimes corny.

Anyways... So ( Read more... )

I was about to start a Pessimism group in my local community. But so far no one thinks it'll work.

~Elrick

Last night I caught the Vast concert at the Agora ballroom in Cleveland. Long story short, I wish I didn't. It was the worst show I had personally ever been to. And don't get me wrong, I love Vast. But after this show I threw all my Vast CD's out the fucking window on my way home. In fact, the show was so horrible I left.

The band was excellent! ( Read more... )

I think I'm in love with THIS GIRL

~Elrick

So the other night I got invited to an exclusive party. Now, first of all you must realize that this happens to me all the time, so I almost didn't even go. There was fancy dining, music, fine wine, etc. But let me skip all that boring shit and get to the good part.

There was this tall, redheaded hot chick named.. um... well it doesn't matter. Let ( Read more... )

You know, you really ought to register on my forum and sign my damned guestbook. That's why it's there, for shit's sake! Ever since I switched websites no one's gone there, well now's your chance! Go sign my fucking guestbook! Thanks! http://elrick-enonimis.com/forum/index.phpRead more... )

Alright I haven't had much chance to update you on how my new job is going. Well Okay here's the scoop: the last 2 weeks I've made $535.

~Elrick

Okay so my 3rd paycheck came yesterday (ya it was late) and it was for $300. Not bad for the amount of work I actually put in! Damn at this rate I'll be able to get out of debt, get my computer upgraded, get a new (used) car, and get a place of my own within a few months! Cha-Ching!

But, the bad news is my next paycheck should be really shitty due ( Read more... )

Okay so yesterday morning I had all my wisdom teeth yanked out. Naturally, I wanted to document this exciting moment and share it with you, my loyal adoring fans. They put me to sleep for the whole thing, which took about 1 hour. When I awoke I thought they hadn't started yet. But they were done, I was even laying down in a different room. They ( Read more... )

Okay well yesterday I got my 2nd paycheck, and it was for $300. That makes my two week total out to be $850, which is roughly twice what I was making in the same amount of time busting my fucking balls at WalMart. And this job is a lot easier. No boss looming, telling you that your ideas suck and your opinion doesn't matter. No time clock to punch ( Read more... )