Alright well today I got my first paycheck from the week of training I went through. It was $550. Not bad for just a week of practicing my craft. Next tuesday will be the big paycheck from real work. I'll let you know how that turns out. I have to go, gotta figure out what to do with my money...

~Elrick

Okay I've seen a lot of sick shit in my day, but this turns my stomach.... Please check this out, it's a true story:

HERE

~Elrick

Well finally I have settled on a new career for myself. It pays a guaranteed $1600 a month.... plus bonuses for selling. The company I'm working for is TriStar. Basically I just go to represent a product 3 times a day, six days a week. If I get the customer to buy, i get a $200 - $300 bonus. For those of you scrambling for your calculators, that's ( Read more... )

This is like the last test, but opposite! choose the negatives this time!

Take the test! Go here and select the words you would associate with me:

http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Elrick+Enonimis

~Elrick

Take the test! Go here and select the words you would associate with me:

http://kevan.org/johari?name=Elrick+Enonimis

~Elrick

You Are 78% Evil
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After you die...
Hell

After death, you will burn forever in the fires of hell. Or much more likely, you will be put into a room with two other people for all of eternity. Because hell is other people.


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Well last night was my official "I Got Fired" party. A bunch of former co-workers and myself headed out and partied hard. We started off at BW3's, then went to the Carriage House, then to.... Walmart! Before leaving I had a few beers and some brandy. At BW3's I had (I think) 3 Tequila Sunrises. At the Carriage House I had (I think) 2 more tequila ( Read more... )

Today when I got to work I was in for a shock. As I was walking into the back to clock in, who of all people do I see walking out of the back? Brenda Burwell, my old store manager! I was very surprised indeed. I said "Hey Brenda what's up?" and she was like "Hi Brian good to see you" and held out a hand. She had on gloves so I didn't find it ( Read more... )

I just found out some remarkable news. Yesterday, the manager of my old Walmart, Brenda Burwell, got shit-canned. Yes, that's right! That nasty, smelly evil idiotic sadistic moronic chipmunk looking bitch finally got what she deserved.

In case you don't know, Brenda was the witch that fired me from my first store. Then she lied and tricked me into ( Read more... )