I miss life as it once was. Badly. Someone take me back and I'll give you anything.

So....um...long time no see. What's up?

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My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulelvenkind goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as that kid you used to know._nerdish_ gives you 9 pink coconut-flavoured gummy worms.candle_eyes gives you 8 tan banana-flavoured nuggets.danyaya gives you 19 teal banana-flavoured nuggets.el_scorcho_snoz tricks you! You get a wet rag.kitty002 tricks you! You lose 8 ( Read more... )

"amazing still it seems, i'll be 23." -jimmy eat world

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Because if he did, maybe the theme to Casino Royale wouldn't sound like this. Ugh. It sounds just like a Chris Cornell song. Yeah, that's right, even Madonna's "Die Another Day" techno/electronica theme was more "Bond-sounding" than this.

December 2nd, The Dan Band (Old School, Starsky & Hutch) at the House of Blues, Myrtle Beach.

I'm there. Are you in or out?

"every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round."

-lan©e k. strickland, celibate porn star extraordinaire.

"As a follow up to last year’s blockbuster Batman Begins, Christopher Nolan is set to direct Warner Bros. Pictures’ The Dark Knight, written by Jonathan Nolan, based on a story by Christopher Nolan and David Goyer. The film will be produced by Emma Thomas, Charles Roven and Christopher Nolan. Additionally, Christian Bale will resume his role as ( Read more... )

I'm not in Dakota Fanning's rape movie because I declined a Forest Gump haircut. Hey, I got standards.