giant slalom

[elysesewell]

I've been struggling not to let the cold weather shrink my world: it's so easy to come home from from my day's ladypose, rip off my false eyelashes and stick them to the wall, boil up some rooibos with cut-up ginger, and collapse into bed with a piece of the dogshit British "chicklit" library I have amassed (and oh god, that is a bleak genre. If

Comments

[youkulm]

lol awesome bag

I'm glad that you're enjoying yourself

[anonymous]

have you visited the nightclubs on the Bund yet?

Re: I'm glad that you're enjoying yourself

[elysesewell]

No! I can't not, right? But every time Friday night, 11:30pm rolls around, I'm like, can I not? I might be acting a little too precious about my loathin' for clubbin'; maybe it would be excellent and boys would flock to me.

PS I had dinner at a Sichuan restaurant with an English menu. There on the menu, between the bullfrog and the chicken, was dog meat. You could order it prepared in three different ways! [I had tofu.]

Re: I'm glad that you're enjoying yourself

[atomeyes]

dog, 3 different ways:

broiled;
pan fried; or
loyal

Re: I'm glad that you're enjoying yourself

[numba1cunt]

i generally think clubbing without girlfriends is pretty lame, too, but imagine how cheap the fancy cocktails must be!!

don't you have any modelhouse roommates to drag around this time? no chill canadians?

[wallybat]

the cooch bag is WIN! now is there a doobey and bork bag?

[whiteheliotrope]

doobey and bjork*

[andetheriel]

That bag reminds me of NW Couch. I miss Portland right now...

[jolielaide]

I had the same thought! I definitely need a bag like that, just to help non-locals with their pronounciatin'.

[dooomkitten]

Maybe us Portlanders should start makin them!

Head to the bins and get some weird bags...and put that on them!

I've got a bedazzler!!

[lady_jane]

I want a rubberized travelator just for my apartment.

Cooch. Huh. Not a signal the fashionable set want to send... unless they're Paris Hilton maybe.