http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/

*Points to above* It means "hello", btw ( Read more... )

I haven't just eaten 5 freshly baked flapjacks and two sttrawberry jelly sweets. It was somenoe who looks like me.

Pregnant? Moi? *looks furtive*

http://www.thealphagate.com/viewstory.php?sid=2741

OK, so I've been two months worth of busy lately:

• The holiday club went well and I got a ferret out of it. Yes, I know. Ferrets are cute and stinky, and also very good at escaping. This is how I came to be a ( Read more... )

Ah, t'is hell to be the victim of one's own success ( Read more... )

Poll In short: at work we have a kitchen that serves all kinds of hot food and meals. My mother-in-law (who is also a member of the Management Committee) works there as a volunteer on a Tuesday night cooking. She is not a professional cook, even though I insisted that she - like all the other staff including myself - took a Food Hygiene exam which is ( Read more... )

You know that bit in fight club where Edward Norton's sitting at his desk smoking a cigarette? That's me, right now.

I hate kids.

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The first European Pyramid found in Bosnia!

I'm too fucking shit to go in working from home today, so I'm going to sit here, roll a large spliff and watch the kitten chase the mouse pointer across the screen, because it's vaguely amusing.

The last two weeks have been arse in a bucket, but on the upside the doc gave me valium! On the downside he didn't give me enough. Have also started ( therapy )