So when the DJ starts playing the Safety Dance, don't get mad. Just turn off the safety....and DANCE says:
if life has thrust upon me the mantle of lil kid mentor however, the future's going to weep. s'all I'm sayin
Assbutt. it's like a douchepocalypse in here. says:
definitely
( This is what happens when I haven't conversed on the internet for a long period of time )

Sodomy and Shrimp Cocktail.

Discuss amongst ya'selves.

So I was HORRIBLY depressed today, which paid off FANTASTICALLY: I actually finished something. 75 pages of shark jumping, Spy-strippers and country hopping. I'm not proud of the content as much as I'm proud that I finished something (And left an opening for a second part if I so wished). I've never made a part two, so I'm curious to experience ( Read more... )

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Because me and Alyssa were talking about it, I feel I should write mine out, specifically so I don't forget and possibly to keep me from buying clothes online so I don't have to actually physcially leave my house ( Read more... )

So I'm steadily becoming a recluse, which I think will suit me fine. I don't need to go out and have a life when I can work, watch movies and pretend to care about school while really I'm writing fanfiction as if it were an original story ( Read more... )

Okay, long story short, I was looking for demon names for a new story I want to write, instead I found a random fandom pairing generator. The cross fand-ga-nation is just obscene! And horrible funny.

Alex Eades (Law and Order: Criminal Intent)/Poppy Pomfrey (HP)
Arvin Sloane (Alias)/Pepper (Good Omens)
Bartleby (Dogma)/John Allerdyce (X-Men)
Brick ( Read more... )

WIZARD TROJANS!
Protect your  "wand" from "Hogwarts" when entering her "Chamber of Secrets"

So when the DJ starts playing the Safety Dance, don't get mad. Just turn off the safety....and DANCE says:

would there flavoured condoms be modeled after Berty Botts every flavoured beans?

Alyssa. lol matt boner says:

extra harry

OMG that would be cool except for ( Read more... )

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