So I found the pants I wanted to buy for my dad and make him wear to work. Equally funny if you know his boss used to berate him for wearing his ugly (holey) gray trackpants to work with one of his army green t-shirts. Oh Daddy, you got where you were based entirely on merit and not on fashion sense.


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....Is what I said when some French dude starting singing and the lyrics (both English and French) showed up on the big screen at B.C Place Stadium.

Alas, for all my anti-Olympic-isms, my dad roped me into watching the opening ceremonies when I went over for food. And I confess, It was rather fun. Sure, this brought up a lot of issues, how my dad's ( Read more... )

Once upon a time there was a man named Fred McNaire who went down to California to wrestle some gators and drink some bud light. No lies ( Read more... )

 
( Claire: The Toaster's on fire )

Once upon a time there was a man named Stan. He was a chronic coke sniffer with no redeemable qualities what so ever. One day, he was talking to his drinking buddy down at the local bar, debating whose stash they should dip into for a bit of the devils dandruff when an absolute angel walked through the door. No lies ( Read more... )

Once upon a time there was a boy named bobby mcgee. He was a good bloke but a tad soft in t'head ( Read more... )

 
( A long long time ago/in a galaxy far away/naboo was under an attack... )

( A mind don't forget somethin' like that (because a heart would be creepy) )

Once upon a time, there was guy named frank, level 34 half demn. Yes, frank was a dungeons and dragons junkie. He could spend three days on one game alone. He and his buddies, quite obviously, didnt have much of a life outside school and d&d. That is until one fateful day when Franks mustache grew in ( Read more... )

How to Use (and mis-use) Hickory Barbeque Sauce
By Mrs. Mraz
Sauces can be used in a variety of ways for various foods. They can be applied as glazes, marinades, and/or dips to such foods as steak, chicken, or raw vegitables. In particular, I speak of the Hickory sauce, it's application: Pizza dip.
To understand how to use Hickory, it is prudent to ( Read more... )