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[emperor_yanqui]

All right, this was a rant that came previously in my little black book, but after seeing it cripple one of my friends with laughter, I figured it would at least get a small chuckle from the rest of you. If not, too fucking bad, stop reading my journal. Kay? Thanks

Comments

[peekaboofetus]

wow... Matt... you're my hero

wow....

[anonymous]

wow....that's all I can say....wow....

-Christina

P.S. Are one of you peoples gonna call me or do I have to drive all the way to North Carolina with handcuffs, knock down your door, handcuff you both to something with a railing, have you pick up your phones, and dial my number while under the threat of being eaten alive by wild pirahnas and guinea pigs if you don't???? Imagine getting eaten by a wild guinea pig! Not very pleasant! Ok....yeah....so call me :)

wow...im following the trend

[avp23]

glad that is over...matt that is one of the best things you have writen..i laughted..i cried..who am i kidding... i just laughed b/c it is so true

[anonymous]

Its Heather from Roanoke B&N - everything you stated was sooooo true - do you mind if i print it out and show it to some of the fellow employees? I was laughing so hard -

[emperor_yanqui]

No, go right ahead. I was hoping a few people that read it may have had a similar experience. I know you'll appreciate it more than most seeing as you've been around it for years. >:O)

[fairiesrpretty]

By the way I love you soooooooo fucking much! had to add the fucking cuz it makes me think dirty thoughts! But yeah so i miss you bunches and i wanna see you so you should come visit me! Okay?

[emperor_yanqui]

I love you, too! And with all those dirty thoughts, you should be the one visiting me...}:O}