I finally got my Diva Cup.

( TMI RE: WIMMIN'S ISSEWS )

emu_bitter_babe: You get up first. I always get up first.
squasher: No you don't.
emu_bitter_babe: I do when you don't want to.

(pause)

squasher: There's your university education at work ( Read more... )

The Bold and the Beautiful is on telly here at work this arvo. Taylor has come back from the dead and she's had A LOT of work done. She looks exactly like a Gelfling with her big poofy lips and big Gelfling cheekbones ( Read more... )

HAPPY 27TH BIRTHDAY, PT!!

I know I already sent you an SMS, but it's nice to have magical, magical, scrolly birthday shout outs in your f-list too, as jezebeljade will attest to ( Read more... )

Last day of work before a week of holidays.

BOO-YA!

I'm feeling much better than last night, although I nearly chundered my breakfast out the car window on the freeway this morning. Pretty disturbing. 1phish2phish says I should have let rip so I could get on morning radio helicopter traffic reports. I said I'd rather do that by driving to work topless. Which ( Read more... )

Wagged swimming. Wasn't well. Very spewy and woozy. Better now but time for bed.

Please please please let this be a touch of food poisoning and not the onset of a flu before my holidays.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. ~Doug Larson ( Read more... )

azhure: "Don't thump me - thump my bone horrors. That's what they're there for."
mrq: "I thump my bone horror every night."

I'm not convinced Guild Wars is "relationship-positive". But it's still funny. And it's kinda azhure's fault for being a necrophiliacmancer and flaunting her sexual bone horrors willy-nilly ( Read more... )

HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY JEZEBELJADE!!!!!!

(for yesterday... dammit)

Hope it was a blast and you had all the fajitas and margaritas you could ever dream of consuming :)

xoxo

What kind of disease are you?

emu_bitter_babe:
emu_bitter_babe is caused by sponges.


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