I sneeze really violently.

They always sneak up on me unawares and they're LOUD and SUDDEN. This doesn't really suit me, since I'm actually a very high-strung person when it comes to loud, sudden noises. If I could leap up and hang off the rafters like a cat, I would. And that would make for some Funniest Home Video gold.

Picture it:

ACHOOO!* ( Read more... )

It's been a large weekend, and I really don't have a lot to say ( Read more... )

That's quite a heavy post for a Friday night that I just made, no? It's 8:10pm, I've just finished my third beer and Thomas has been in bed with a migraine since I got home from work. Here are some wedding photos to lighten things up ( Read more... )

That post I promised myself.

( Three sides. )

For all the dr_nebula types on my f-list:

Monopoly Night Sky!

Actually, most of you have probably already heard about this. But mrq hadn't, and he's a star-crazed geek, so I thought I'd share.

This is addictive.

http://www.ljfunnies.com/comics/funnies.php?comic_id=686

I think I've read too many Red Meat comics to make sense in these now. I blame 1phish2phish.

I made a phunny.

http://www.ljfunnies.com/comics/funnies.php?comic_id=685

It was more fun creating the phunny than reading it. Go play! Make lots of comics about meeeee! Because it's all about me, as we know.

I'm starting Weight Watchers next Wednesday. My workmate Jane is going to start too, although we're going to different groups. We are going to encourage each other. And if you blog something, you have to do it, because the ENTIRE PLANET is my witness. Who wouldn't read my LJ?! Really ( Read more... )

My boys at work aren't wonderful to me ALL the time.

emu_bitter_babe: "Sorry. I am still shitty about yesterday. My hip is sore and I'm narky at you because I did all this extra stuff for you yesterday and now you're picking on me and bitchy. That's why I'm bitchy today."

hobobling: "So what's your excuse every other day ( Read more... )

Blame dr_nebula. But he's such a sweet scientist and an older man with a foot fetish... how can I say no??

"List ten things that make you happy, then tag six friends.."

1. Singing
2. Turkish Delight
3. Lizzie
4. Moxie
5. squasher6. Running around in the rain like a loon ( Read more... )