Watch it. You know you want to.

Of all people, really.
But seriously, this is comedy gold!

After I picked myself back off the floor (upon which I was ROFLing, of course), I decided to share this with you fuckers.

Enjoy!

Do you see this? Because I don't see this. Srsly. You fuckers.

Dictator- ENTJ
60% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 60% Judging

Have you no soul? It's clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one redeeming factor?

Sure. You're a natural born leader. So was Hitler. You just don't like people ( Read more... )

Also,

THE WEENIE TEMPTS YOU!

Blame t_bearsrevenge.

Umm...it seems to be snowing over here...
WTF??!?!

EDIT: ok, so that lasted all of 2 minutes. Fucking weird.

Hey, mr_rubix, guess what?
The Great Fruitfly Mystery (TM) has been solved. And you totally called it. Hidden rotten potato ftw! Fuck you, Drosophila melanogaster! You die now!

EDIT: Ok, so it has been suggested by a certain ornery roommate that I clarify that the nasty fruitfly nest was only found because of a comment from bumpercub about them possibly coming ( Read more... )

Self,
When you are planning a 12-week experiment, try not to do your surgeries 12 weeks before...January 1st. You fool. Giving mice injections and handling ye olde paraformaldehyde hungover is not exactly something to look forward to.
Thanks,

The girl who just looked at her calendar.

I would like to state for the record that I'm wearing cowboy boots. Granted, at least 45-year-old cowboy boots that used to be my grandpa's (helps to have big feet), but cowboy boots nonetheless.
Ten years in Texas is too long.
Also, my gorram cat has crammed his head up my armpit and decided that he should suck on my shirt out of pure happiness.

Fiona --

[adjective]:

Banshee-like

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